Dispatches From the Kitchen

Sunday, August 15, 2010

$hundred dollar$ millionaire (w/a $1000. truck)

I'm breaking eggs and separating yolks from whites (for 20 crème brulees) – It's Saturday and we will probably sell out and I will be standing here tomorrow morning doing the same thing again.

As I do this little chore I think about the one I just left. The chore that makes me a 'hunnred dollar millionaire'.

$-THE BILLS – THE BAD PART – THE SAD PART –

THE UNBELIEVABLY EXPENSIVE PART-$

Some of the following happens to us daily(produce guy 4 times wkly.) , some twice a week (meat guy, fish guy, dry goods guys), some monthly (rent, gas, electricity), others come like a kamikaze (crash and burn water heater, freezer compressor malfunction with mucho dollars worth of frozen goods melting like a 'greenhouse effect' hit glacier, computer challenges @ $100. an hour).

Grease trap guy (quarterly) $315.

Sysco (dry goods – twice wkly) $400. to $ 1500.

Ben E. Keith (dry goods – twice wkly) $400. to $1500.

Alcohol bill (twice monthly) $2700.

Loan (consolidated – equipment / build out, I don't know what - monthly) $3412.

Meat guy (twice wkly) $1200.

Fish guy (twice wkly) $600.

Credit Card (not much since they took it away from me - monthly) $500.

Bug Guy (monthly) $56.

Payroll (twice monthly $11,000.ish

Liability ins.(monthly) $688.

Menu printing (changes – now and then) $125.

Newspaper ads (now and then) $115.

Propane (for patio heaters – seasonal – 6 times yrly. at least) $500.

Produce guy (four times wkly) $200. / $500.

Rent (monthly) $5200.

Water heater replacement - - kamikaze- crash and burn – went cheap this time -$1400.

($4500. last time)

Electricity (monthly) $900. to $3000.

Gas (monthly) $250. to $1200.

Computer guy (operates on us way too often) @$100. hourly

CC charges (monthly) $1700. - $2500.

Lawn maintenance (average - monthly) $300. - $500.

Ecolab (dish machine – maintenance) $75.

Water softener (monthly) $60.

Ventahood cleaning guys (quarterly) $325.

Linen bill (monthly) $750.

Trash p/u (monthly) $175.



There are other $$ leaks in this boat that are just to numerous to go into. They come like the plagues in the bible. On and on and on. (flatware, glassware, pots and pans, uniforms, mountains of work towels, aprons, flower arrangements, leaks in things that won't leak when the plumber is there, fuses that refuse to blow till the electrician leaves <and has to come back>, carpenters that try to get artistic when you just want some hammer and saw work done.



We sell about a million dollars worth of food a year. I always seem to have about, a hundred dollars in my pocket – making me 'a hunnerd dollar millionaire'!!

(I saved up that hunnerd bucks that I occasionally get and got a $1000. truck – it's the least I could do for myself and about all I could afford) - - picture attached.